Each ChapStick contains a follicle at the end from which the balm is secreted. If you were to use the stick all the way down to the follicle, then it would die. In order to keep as many follicles in use as possible, ChapStick has a force of around 750 burglars working around the clock to steal sticks before their follicles are killed. They can then be repackaged and allowed to secrete further sticks of lip balm. An average follicle can secrete well over 300 sticks of balm before it dies naturally, so recycling is critical to the industry.
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20 Summer Smoothie Recipes
Watermelon Frosty
Grapefruit Pink Smoothie
Strawberry Lemonade Frosty
Pinkie Sweet Pomegranate Smoothie
Citrus Frosty
Peaches and Cream Smoothie
Fresh Orange Juice Smoothie
Peachy Hemp Protein Smoothie
Peachy Lychee Daiquiri
Calm Chamomile Smoothie
Pina Avocado Smoothie
Kiwi Basil Smoothie
Blue Acai Smoothie
Blueberry Kickstart Smoothie
Berry-Cado Smoothie
Strawberry Banana Smoothie
Blueberry Coconut Water Frosty
Dark and Frosty Acai Smoothie
Almond Butter Shake
Chocolate Chai Shakeohhhhh
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| I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. | |
| When chemists die, they barium. | |
| Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. | |
| I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. | |
| I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. | |
| This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. | |
| I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. | |
| I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. | |
| They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. | |
| We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. | |
| Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? | |
| Broken pencils are pointless. | |
| I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. | |
| What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. | |
| I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. | |
| All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. | |
| I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. | |
| Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. | |
| A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. | |
| The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault. | |
| Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too. |
lol Manitoba: Thoughts about Elementary
YOU GUYS. If you already love that show (also why, exactly? Just because of a trailer?) it’s okay. I mean, to each his own. But you have NO RIGHT, at all, to criticize BBC Sherlock or take it personally if we say that a…
POKEMON “GEN 0”
- -Playing as young Oak or Agatha (which implies there’d be no Pokédex)
- -Only about 100 Pokés, many dual-types not existing yet
- -Instead of Poké Ball, people use primitive man-made balls from Apricorns, which you have to find and make yourself (thus making each Pokémon catch attempt more challenging) - rarer Apricorns = better catch rates, etc.
- >Instead of catching wild Pokemon, you try and befriend them or fight them
- >After catching a certain species, you have a little cutscene of Oak/Agatha recording the data, by drawing the pokemon (which you do yourself), and then watch as they try and describe it, which will be the same info from the pokedex in Gen I-V
- >No boxes, just leave your Pokemon at a specific daycare centre (one in each town), which can store up to 12 pokemon at a time. When you’re all out of storage space, you either release them in the wild, or release them in the future Safari zone, where you can visit them again.
- by the end of the game, a small clip with several pictures come up, oak and Agatha slowly growing older, slowly growing apart, the last pic is of oak handing a pokedex to two kids you can’t see the face of
THE END
Actually a really good idea oh god what
(Also the versions are “Sepia” and “Monochrome”)
i reblog this everytime it shows up
because i wish it was a thing
oh my god
this would be awesome
this needs to be real
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tell-me-about-that-dream-where:
In which Steve and Tony are very protective of their little boy…
I LITERALLY CANNOT WITH THIS HEADCANON
dear lord these things will seriously be the death of me
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